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Sotuandusoreply
lemm.ee

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

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Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

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lemmy.ca

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

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Rodeoreply
lemmy.ca

Unless you're doing any kind of precision manufacturing, then it's decimal inch notation.

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The steel that I cut has thickness measured in millimeters, the program wants it in fraction inches, and the torch spacing is in decimal inches. It's a catastrophe but Im getting pretty good at in/mm conversion

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lemmy.world

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series "Avatar: The Last Airbender" captioned "The Boulder feels conflicted."

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morrowindreply
lemmy.ml

Doesn't markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?

Wait lemmy test

edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does

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capitalreply
lemmy.world

Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.

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sopuli.xyz

I try to always add useful alt text.

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I'll definitely try and remember to do it moving forward, I didn't know about that feature.

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lemmy.world

I don't see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

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morrowindreply
lemmy.ml

It's showing up in the html, maybe your image viewer doesn't show it?

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monyet.cc

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff's department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

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Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say "the size of a small car". The "larger boulder the size of a large boulder" tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.

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I read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week

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I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

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I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat...

Nature is amazing!

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lemmy.ca

This reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.

They're a small medium at large.

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Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it's not as obvious.

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50? 50! I can't imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

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Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

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It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

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startrek.website

It is. I'm American and millimeter was my first thought as well

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