Spyke

Or was this the first example of gurilla paid advertisement in the comments section? "How do I advertise my dental practice? I know I'll pretend I was disturbed by a telegram and they shall print my complaint! And it shall goeth viraleth"

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lemmy.world

Was expecting something like: "We've been trying to reach you about your horse and buggy warranty."

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drolexreply
sopuli.xyz

In June 1864, everyone in London was receiving telegrams about grieving widows looking for company in the neighbourhood.

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Hot rich widows in the countryside await your acquaintance. "Triflers need not apply."

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Those vehicle warranty ads are so insidious. The ones I get use packaging that's typically reserved for official government mailers and sometimes include the name of a govt agency that has nothing to do with them.

Whenever I throw one out I imagine how many elderly people must be mistaking them for govt business and getting fleeced out of their money.

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lemmy.world

Mr. Gabriel sure got his money's worth from his telegram, since we're still circulating it 159 years later.

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

Yeah i went down there today, but they weren't in professional attendance (presumably because it is now October)

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samus12345reply
lemmy.world

Probably still disturbing people using the intolerable nuisance known as "telegrams."

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

So they've gone out of business. It looks like the advertising campaign didn't work then

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Sounds like something out of r/writing prompts.

A wizard makes a deal to live forever. The cost he must pay is 100 healthy human teeth every year...

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I would love to be able to burp, but a Botox injection in the neck/throat ? Nah I think I'll pass

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Imagine how much better the world could have been if the editor of The Times had taken the time to have a quick word with a dentist in 1864!

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casmaelreply
lemm.ee

Merely colloquial and of the time your grace

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AntifaNIreply
lemmy.world

Spam by telegram and get free ad in national newspaper ?

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Literally just how people ended letters in 1864. It's like seeing someone say "bless you" to a sneeze and scoffing at it.

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Microwreply
lemm.ee

Ah, someone hasn't seen Hamilton?

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Kusimulkkureply
lemm.ee

I like how every single reply of yours so far makes you seem like a bigger tool. It's aspirational.

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I also think you're a tool if it helps. Or indeed if it does not.

I hope it doesn't, this is fun.

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If I remember correctly, weren’t telegrams fairly expensive back in the day? Did the dentist get some kind of “bulk discount”?

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lemmy.ca

Harley street is the most famous place in the country for (private) medical practices. Today there’s thousand of people employed in one type of medical job or another there.

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Notice seems to be where all the cryopreservatory places are. Because if you're going to be stolen liquid nitrogen after death I suppose you should do it somewhere ritzy.

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Good day sir .... here is your daily wheel barrow load of telegrams.

I believe I saw a message from your mother in there.

Til the morrow with my next wheel barrow.

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EmoDuckreply
sh.itjust.works

They're still around in most of the world. If you wanna spend 20 bucks on a telegram that could have easily been a free email, go for it

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The German Post just discontinued their service two years ago :(

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You reached the end