Spyke
lemmy.world

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

That’s not really science fiction though.

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lemm.ee

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

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Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don't exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?

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Well since the Irish reunification of 2024... [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]

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Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

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lemm.ee

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

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I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

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Dojanreply
lemmy.world

She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

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Xusonthareply
ls.buckodr.ink

This gives me the urge to watch it now

I must resist and be productive

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startrek.website

I want to know how many takes were used for the, "Yes, ma'am, his army of evil," bit. I always crack when he says it.

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Xusonthareply
ls.buckodr.ink

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

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lemmy.world

About her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.

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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

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lemmy.world

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.

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z500reply
lemmy.world

Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

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teftreply
startrek.website

Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

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SSTFreply
lemmy.world

Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

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Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

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Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.

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Xusonthareply
ls.buckodr.ink

It is really active, not as much as like the huge ones like memes or 196 but for the average sized ones it's huge

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LolaCatreply
lemmy.ca

I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs... there mesmerizing...

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Xusonthareply
ls.buckodr.ink

bro now I gotta watch both the captain proton episode and the last few disco episodes I'm never gonna get anything done...

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Really ? that's so cool. Idk how often i re-watched this episode, From the moment Burnham jumps off that asteroid and glides / maneuvers trough the battlefield always gets me high.

There's a certain flow in the visuals, combined with the music and ongoing brabble between Michael and Spock that gets me hypnotized instantly.

I also love that last fight between Philippa and Leland, while the corridor keeps centrifuging slowly.

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lemmy.world

No, this didn't happen in the show did it?

I would have remembered Discovery being larger than the Constitution class.

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lemmy.world

I cant actually find any good comparisons of the ships, but it's not that surprising.

I mean after the explosive size difference between prime and altered timeline stories I suppose they could have some fun with it. And the fact that it has a unique method of travel.

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chetradleyreply
lemmy.world

It looks like the spaceship equivalent of otters holding hands so they don't float away from each other.

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I recommend Season 3, episode 22 of the original series. If they can get through that one, they'll have no issues, lol

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lemmy.world

I actually was already planning on starting watching lol this sub def contributed to that. Remembered I never finished the Orville so started there, now gotta figure out where to start on Trek.

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Zootreply
reddthat.com

Thanks to this sub I became a trekkie as well, would say that while I couldn't get into TOS, these three rocked, Discovery, Strange new Worlds, and lower decks.

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Idek what TOS is lol the original series? My dad is an OG trekkie and had us watch some of that as kids but he didn't try very hard to get us into it and hasn't been following much of the new stuff either.

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lemmy.zip

The shit in this community is hilarious even tho i havent watched a single star treck episode in my life.

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lemm.ee

This sub made me start on Star Trek TNG. I'm finishing the show up this week. I don't regret a single thing. Thank you Lemmy!

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Same, never seen anything star trek related but the memes here are pretty good

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Rootyreply
lemmy.world

"Crew of Enterprise finds out they're characters in a TV show" sounds like a genuine concept for an episode.

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"Our reality may be very much like theirs, and all this might just be an elaborate simulation, running inside a little device sitting on someone's table."

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I would think he would be well versed in all historical documents?

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slrpnk.net

Posts from this community popping up from time to time was actually what pushed me to start watching a few weeks ago. So, a big thank you to you all!

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Fantastic! Welcome to the franchise fandom family - large, argumentative but still fam.

Also, this is one of the nicest, least toxic, places to talk to other fans.

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You have SO much amazing and interconnected content ahead of you, always so jealous of newcomers in that regard. No doubt you will enjoy 🖖

Do yourself a favor tho, don’t watch the animated Lower Decks show until you’ve seen a good amount of trek series, the series is FILLED with old and new trek references/themes/stories that while still very enjoyable you won’t get everything. Although perhaps it would work in reverse and as you see in old trek what you saw in LD as a reverse reference haha

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phorqreply
lemmy.ml

That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.

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lemmy.world

So many people chiming in that they haven't watched Star Trek.

You monsters.

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DarthFrodoreply
lemmy.world

Do you really need to tell everybody?? They'll never give me the ring now...

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lemmy.world

No, but he threatened to melt Marty McFly's dad's brains, and Marty later went on to show off his Wild Gunman skills to Frodo.

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XTornadoreply
lemmy.ml

I have so many star shows to watch.

Like I have seen Stargate SG-1 but nothing for the rest of related tv shows.

I have Star Wars stuff pending I have seen the two initials trilogies tough.

0 from Star Trek except part of Picard.

I also haven't seen Battlestar Galactica

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kofereply
lemmy.ml

What about starship troopers? Are you doing your part?

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XTornadoreply
lemmy.ml

That I have not seen but... the cast !???? Alan Rickman , Sigourney Weave, Tim Allen!?, Sam Rockwell, Justin Long, Rain Wilson... Even if it is the worst thing ever just for the cast it must be watched.

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TWeaKreply

Dude, get on and watch it! Because you'll be watching it again later, it's a great film to go back and just enjoy.

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For note, some Star Trek fans consider it the best Star Trek film, despite obviously not being Star Trek. Whether that's true is up for debate, but it helps demonstrate the movie's quality.

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That I have to watch I am not 100% ,that I have seen it fully, parts yes.. but fully not so sure.

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XTornadoreply
lemmy.ml

That one I saw, I never remember anything except the memes and something about a tattoo... I never remember shit about it for some reason.

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Can totally relate, I have a NAS media server and I am addicted to archiving media to the point where I have seen maybe a drop in the bucket of what I have stored to watch haha

Just do yourself a favor and like those other series, keep Trek on a list. If you enjoy Stargate I think you will enjoy Star Trek too, Picard is not exactly standard Trek if you will and doesn’t represent the older series exactly as they have more structure and more seasons

You will likely be alive for awhile (hopefully!) so you’ll get to trek sooner or later :)

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lemmy.world

They both had great first series/trilogies, kinda shitty follow-ups more than a decade later, and J. J. Abrams then hammered the final nails into both franchises in the 21st century.

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lemmy.world

The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me

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Fadesreply
lemmy.world

Senator Kinsey, you rat bast-

Oh, excuse me Admiral, I thought you were someone else

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MiDaBareply
lemmy.ml

I think we all know the best captain is SNW Christopher Pike.

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Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.

Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.

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lemmy.world

I watched Picard's Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I'm assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.

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Xusonthareply
ls.buckodr.ink

If you ever decide you want some great episodes to watch here are a handful great episodes off the top of my head: In the Pale Moonlight (Deep Space Nine), Subspace Rhapsody (Strange New Worlds-if you don't mind musicals), Equinox (Voyager), or First Contact (Lower Decks)

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Hadriscusreply
lemm.ee

Would you say one can watch these without context ? (never watched Star Trek either)

edit no I did watch Discovery ! didn't realize that was Star Trek lol

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i can only speak for the older ones, but yes you can watch them individually. Though context makes them better of course. Maybe you will feel intrigued and start watching the actual series (rule of thumb: some have rocky early seasons but get much better after some time).

As for discovery, it is definitely very different from older Trek, using a continuous seasonal story arc format made for the age of binge watching, and being very heavy on personal relations and issues.

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Sippy Cupreply
lemmy.world

I've been wanting to rewatch TNG and DS9, but I don't have access to Paramount+ and haven't gotten around to finding an alternative source yet

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Fadesreply
lemmy.world

Hello friend, allow me to introduce you to this project that has performed AI remasters for DS9 and is currently working on Voyager (halfway thru s1 I think)

https://ds9redefined.wordpress.com/

check out the screenshots they provide (shown with a slider so you can easily compare source with remake):

https://ds9redefined.wordpress.com/screenshots/

Join their discord, and go to the #instructions channel, there is an ftp server for all completed episodes; you don’t need to run the workflows on the source eps yourself

Enjoy old trek in a more clear and vibrant experience :)

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Whoa what. How reliable is that? Do they check every frame before/after. First time I've ever heard of AI remastering... As Spock would say, "fascinating."

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They are quite diligent in my experience, they’ve gone back and redone episodes on whims or by requests from people on the discord

I actually first started with the UTR/Joybell AI remaster which was better than the source files I had but was quite rough around the edges, especially the first season or two. Bright areas would blow out and show jagged lines, bleh

But this remaster is SO much better. Here is their workflow they keep updated so you can see what they do

There are comparison videos they have done as well, adding details like clearing up monitors and displays, etc

https://ds9redefined.wordpress.com/videos/

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

It is because of this shit that I'm now finished with Discovery, Lower Decks, 5 episodes into SNW, 20 Episodes into ENT, and 1.75 seasons through TOS.

What an Inspiring place 🖖

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Chrobinreply
discuss.tchncs.de

TOS: The Original Series
TNG: The Next Generation
DS9: Deep Space 9
VOY: Voyager
ENT: Enterprise
DIS: Discovery
PIC: Picard
LD: Lower Decks
SNW: Strange New World

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It is still missing some.

Like Star Trek The Animated Series, Star Trek Prodigy, Star Trek Short Treks and Star Trek Very Short Treks

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lemm.ee

Seriously, how do you have access to the internet and never see a single movie/episode?

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LolaCatreply
lemmy.ca

I've also never seen Star Wars, GOT, or any Marvel/DC movies. I kinda just exist inside my own little bubble. Honestly I don't even know what's popular anymore lol

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Don't worry, plenty of Trekkies don't know/care about what's popular either. That's why we're still making memes about a sixty year old series 🥲

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Posts like this reconcile me to the bad, infinitely-memed guy in a Gorn suit in TOS ‘Arena’.

OP can I recommend Star Trek: Lower Decks as your gateway … to the onscreen franchise. A logical place to start.

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pimento64reply
sopuli.xyz

Say what you will about Shatner, and a lot of it will be perfectly true and highly applicable, but there are plenty longstanding pro wrestlers who wouldn't have committed as much as he did to selling the fuck out of each one of those glacial smacks.

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A wind up a mile long, but what do I know, I don't knock most people (and species stronger than mine) to the ground with the ol one-two like he does.

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lemmy.world

How do you manage to go through life without watching a single episode of Trek? It has numerous seasons and spinoffs, and it is constantly in syndication. Do you avoid broadcast TV in entirety?

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My country just doesn't know Star Trek at all. We barely even know Star Wars. It's fascinating how different region per region can be in popular things.

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Does watching Mike and Rich insert it into every conversation count?

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lemmy.world

Im the same with starwars I only know the prequels and my lore knowledge is only through memes

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Only saw the newer one where someone died in some reactor, thats all i remember

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