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What are your top 5 favorite BAD movies of all time?

Not your best, but your worst! B-Movies abound!

Give us your sick, sad, filthy pleasure flicks that you love to hate.

Rules: The Room is too popular at this point and doesn't count.

My list:

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii
  • Frankenhooker
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  • Dead Alive
  • Deadly Prey

Special Mentions:

  • Cabin Boy
  • Space Truckers
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lemmy.ml

Agree, Hard ticket to Hawaii is amazing!

In the same style, i would mention:

  • Miami Connection
  • Samurai Cop
  • Eliminators
  • Street Trash
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Oh man I loved Phantasm. I was blown away when I found out they made more than one.

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lemmy.world

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but Cemetery Man is a bad movie‽ Maybe I need to broaden my definition, but I think it's great for all the right reasons! Is it gratuitous and gory? Sure. But bad?

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mo_ztt ✅reply
lemmy.world

"I kick ASS for the LAW-AD"

(And the whole subplot where he's earnestly trying to cut his own dick off.)

I mean I'm not trying to be negative; I thoroughly enjoyed it and I thought it had vision. Maybe I misunderstood the question though.

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lemmy.world

Oh, I get what happened! You're mixing up Cemetery Man (Rupert Everett is the caretaker of a cemetery where folks come back from the dead and he has to re-kill them in an Italian art-horror existential dark comedy) with Dead Alive (The Lord of the Rings' own Peter Jackson's gross out horror comedy where folks die from the bite of the Sumatran Rat Monkey only to return as semi-sentient zombies culminating in some magnificently over-the-top gore/monster set pieces).

I think they are both great (different flavors of the same subject), and both very watchable.

If you enjoyed some of the goofy/gorier parts of Dead Alive, I'd recommend Fist of Jesus - a short film where Jesus' resurrection power goes awry and...zombies. It borrows heavily from Dead Alive, but the gags are still pretty solid. https://youtu.be/GuKV2Z3eYTY

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Oh wait... I think you're right about the crazy preacher being from Dead Alive. They're both thoroughly enjoyable though, yes.

Edit: And I thought back a little more and you're right about the broader point; some of the goofy stuff that I was attributing to Cemetery Man was from Dead Alive. Cemetery Man is definitely a mindfuck but it's not really a "bad" or shlocky movie like I was remembering. It's just its own thing.

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lemmy.fmhy.ml

Airborn (the one with the rollerblade race down Devil's Backbone, the biggest hill in Cincinnati)

Bubbahotep

Bloodsport

Krull

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Bubbahotep

Bubba Ho-Tep is a fucking masterpiece and you'll sit in the corner and watch it as many times as you need to to change your way of thinking.

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Joe Dirt!

It was so hilariously awful, I love it.

Don't really have a top list, but that's the one I always come up with when asked.

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I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting, but here's what comes to mind:

  • Birdemic
  • Samurai Cop
  • Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Special emphasis on Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I don't see enough people talking about this one. It really sucks you in, and it feels impossible to stop watching.

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latte.isnot.coffee

Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey

I'm mostly just thrilled that Disney finally lost something to the public domain. (And, yes, I know it was acquired by Disney and not originally created by Disney.)

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pandarisureply
lemmy.world

Disney finally lost something to the public domain.

I'm not convinced that the legal right to make that film was there. Yes, the copyright has expired in the USA, however the film was produced and filmed in the UK. Winnie The Pooh is still under copyright until 2026 in the UK (70 years after the author died)

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Good call. I didn't realize there were still places where the original works were still under copyright. But in retrospect, I should have thought of that possibility.

I suppose that makes Blood and Honey a pirate film, which is still good in my book. It'll be interesting to see if Disney decides to bring any legal cases in the UK or anything.

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I guess I don't really watch too many 'bad' movies because I don't have many in my head, but the first thing that springs to mind is Velocipastor.

But is Velocipastor really a bad movie if it did exactly what it set out to do?

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vlemmy.net

Reanimator

Basket Case

Terror vision

Nightmare in a damaged brain

Demons

Brain Damage

And I could go on

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Nice to see love for Frank Henenlotter. Basket Case and Brain Damage are both quite good. I couldn't tell you why I had a preference for Frankenhooker. Maybe it's the Super Crack?

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  • Night Feeder: featuring The Nuns, it's a very bad movie that was clearly made with a lot of love
  • Hobgoblins: MST3K classic
  • Blood Theatre: the music is somehow catchier than it has any right to be
  • Undefeatable: Cynthia Rothrock "masterpiece"
  • just... all of the American Ninja movies
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Within a few minutes of watching it I knew it was going to be awesomely bad, and it lived up to my expectations

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Iron sky: for the moon Nazis, it does not take itself seriously and benefits greatly. Cockneys Vs Zombies: better than it has any right to be

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I only have one, and it is 'Samurai Commando Mission 1549'

The japanese self defense force goes back in time to defend Japan against from... Also the japanese self defense force. The plot never makes any sense, nothing gets resolved. But it's glorious.

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I am a fellow connoisseur of bad film here are some of my favorite

Show Girls - Everyone in this movie is a top flight actor or dancer, except the star who is awful at both

The Room - Duh

Troll 2 - Double Duh

Leprechaun 5 - takes blacksploitation to another level, this movie is a wild ride

Bangkok Dangerous - Nic Cage stars in a stereotypical action flick that veers sharply off a cliff when his then wife at the time randomly appears and makes it a love story. However, she didn't really speak English so they made her character a deaf mute.

There are a ton of awful softcore porns from the 90s, would be glad if someone could add to the list but I really like playmate of the apes

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lemmy.world

Personally I love Battlefield Earth but I understand a lot of people find it terrible

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My friends and I went to see this movie for shits and giggles in High School when it came to theater. We knew it was going to be bad. We got in late at the slow motion scene when he’s running through mirrors. Needless to say I was not disappointed.

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lemmy.world

Dungeons and dragons. The old one with Jeremy irons and Marion Wayans.

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Irons totally makes that movie watchable. The sheer gusto and insanity behind his eyes as he chews the scenery is a marvel to behold.

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All the classics of course, but to go for a lesser mentioned one: Frankenfish.

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I only remember one for being so bad that it's good:

Superhero Movie

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lemmy.world

Teeth - when the doctor says "vagina dentata" is hilarious and seared in my brain.

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That film is far funnier than it has any right to be. I also find it amusing towards the end where the guy that seemed nice wasn't, and her vagina teeth do their thing, she just seems mildly exasperated at the situation.

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  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes
  • Dr. Phibes Rises Again
  • [insert any three Ed Wood movies here]
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Tubi is a gold mine for awful cinema. Just a few I watched recently:

Hillbillies in a Haunted House

She-Devils On Wheels

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

Star Crash

Bermuda Triangle

Dark Star

Big Foot

Rock and Roll High School

Shriek of the Mutilated

Schlock

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Or maybe their choices are so bad they couldn't live with the shame of sharing them.

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Misread it first, it's about favorite bad movies. Let's start with the Expendables and let me think about it

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lemmy.ca

It hurts me to type this, but I know Highlander is objectively a bad movie, but I will always love it regardless!

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lemmy.ml
  • Re-Animator
  • Club Dread
  • Repoman
  • The Fly
  • The Hobbit, The Battle of the Five Armies
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