Fuck the moon
A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
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Awww yeah! Don't make us come down there and beat your moon-hatin ass!
Da moon rulez #1
I quite like the moon, it guides our tides and lights our nights (well the reflected sunlight does). What's not to like?
But not as much as cheese.
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But not as much as cheese.
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Requisite xkcd
Requisite Mr. Show:
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We have the technology. The time is now. Science can wait no longer. Children are our future. America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.
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Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.
Woof, that alt text.
What did the Moon ever do to this guy.
It stares at him most nights.
He's just really into natural darkness..
That's the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.
True, but I don't think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot..
I'll just leave a link to this masterpiece here.
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If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
Middle third is 10/10.
The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
Moonanites unite!
Hmm, must be a werewolf.
Or a giant robot who's also its pilot's mother.
In other words my screws are loose
In other words I'm a loon
Absolutely based
I'll just leave this here...
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/neal-stephenson/seveneves/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_of_the_Moon