cod lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job45
cchiliedogg replylemmy.worldI got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store. I was beaming.30
SSeasm0ke lemmy.worldMy wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.25
I saw a wolf today!
Where?
No, the regular kind.
I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.
I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job
I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.
I was beaming.
Damn that sounds sexual. ;)
If ladies didn't like Dad jokes, it'd be called bachelor jokes.
My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.
My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol
✊️ the struggle is real bro
For real. Some days more than others.
I told mine the justice/justwater joke from this channel. she chuckled
A dream come true 😂
i guess i'm not suitable to be dad
cause i have no joke on me