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lemmy.ftp.rip

just let it flow and make the bed even warmer.

ITT: bedwetting. please share your experiences below.

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Once as a young 4 or 5 year old, I figured I could win against this exact conundrum in the meme and pee just a tiny tiny bit at a time and it would just dry out magically. I figured I could spend the next hour trying to let out lil droplets of pee and not need to go to the bathroom. It didn’t work for some reason.

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The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night...

Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.

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But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you're not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.

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feddit.uk

You'll start making jokes about this, and then it'll catch up to you. Then you'll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

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lemmy.world

Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

sure touche technically, but dude if your piss looks like that neon then you've got bigger issues.

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If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn't going to get any better.

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It's me right now plus I have cat on my legs sleeping.. I can't move

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You reached the end

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