My Scottish girlfriend was feeling homesick
So I decided to make a homemade haggis to cheer her up. I thought I had a fairly strong constitution, but as soon as I started mixing the heart, lungs, and kidneys, I realized I didn't have the stomach for it.
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That's just offal.
You could have just deep fried any random thing you had laying around the house and she would have been fine. It doesn't even have to be food.
How can you forget the stomach which is the main ingredient for haggis!
Yeah, sadly it seems that people didn't get my joke, but that's ok.