LLux (she/her) lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyOk hear me out: Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.37
Gormadt replylemmy.blahaj.zoneI'm not gonna kink shame but... I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder. That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man. Gentile with the genitals please. But uh... you do you bud.1
ShartyWaffles kbin.socialSome would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.20
Nepenthe kbin.socialUse your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short. Although apparently all amputees go to hell10
PupBiru replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyi… read fistfest both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality9
PPiatun lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replybeautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"8
PPiatun replylemmy.blahaj.zoneMaybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂4
Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
I'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
I'll build the stair out of penises!
The reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
At least not with that attitude
Good thing anal masturbation exists...
And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.
Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
Heaven is a FISHFEST!
i… read fistfest
both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality
🤜🤜🤜 🥳
beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
Heaven is full of boring people anyway
Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
Made me laugh.
But what about my mouth?
Heaven can wait
FULL of penis? How many penis are a full hand of penis?
Not if the penises are hard enough and arranged the right way
Dirty problems require dirty solutions. Introducing the auto-jacker.
Why not just take the elevator?
Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!