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PapaStevesyreply
midwest.social

I fucking love onions, I also love balance of flavor and I promise you that burger will taste like nothing but onion. It's also overcooked, there's no sauce, the tomato is too thin and falling out, looks like criss-crossed bacon which is dumb as fuck, the bun is thin and smashed...all-in-all, it looks like absolute shit. Only thing that looks even a little appetizing is the lettuce, which is like 95% water. With food service prices as high as they are, I'll stick with tap water, thanks.

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Not to mention the bacon looks pretty fatty and the cheese is the plastic fake American cheese that refuses to melt properly instead of a proper cheddar. Yeah, this isn't food porn. This is an astonishingly mediocre burger.

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Thereโ€™s at least two slices too. I couldnโ€™t stand my own breath after eating that. Yikes!

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theotheronereply
kbin.social

Thatโ€™s a spicy black bean patty from Morning Star Farms. Weird how they put what looks like pork bacon on a vegan entree. Whatever

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theotheronereply
kbin.social

Spot on! You are absolutely correct as to why it works.
I just hope that they arenโ€™t shown to cause California or something later on.

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GeneralVincentreply
lemmy.world

I have bad news... I think we already have California. Hopefully it's not fatal ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

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AvE on YT transposes cancer and California in his videos all the time and I picked it up. Known to the state of cancer to cause California just has a nice ring in my head.

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