I just had to guard a bank vault against a guy that thought he could open it by bludgeoning it with bananas. Can I use this to negotiate for more paid vacation days?
RIP banana plant guy 2023-2023
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No, only if penises were involved.
Wut
There was an account that made a ton of posts in different communities implying that they were planning a banana-themed bank robbery. (asking if the bananamobile could outrun a police car was their most popular post, for example)
The account's either been deleted or banned, unfortunately, so there's nothing I can link to.
I miss banana plant guy already. Gone too soon.
Do you have a banana allergy? A bananallergy?
Probably not.
Should've let him get through srsly
Pro tip: don't take your meds before you get a raise!
Well you get a number of vacation days mandated by law (about 20 to 40 depending where you live) so why that? But you can probably argue for hazard pay, bananas are nasty. I mean, everything is being compared to bananas. They're not to be messed with.