AAnonymousllamaΒ lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesBack when you could actually have funny ads and not worry about people whinging about it online60Reply
WWandererΒ replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replySociety peaked. Absolute foresight from the matrix to say 1999 was as good as it gets. Send me back.33Reply
SSchizoDenjiΒ replylemm.eeEhh not really. Social awareness like for example the LGBTQ+ movement gained a lot of support in past decade.5Reply
llowleveldataΒ replyprogramming.devNah people still joke about cheating. They love those sexual drama so it's fine.13Reply
WWindyRebelΒ lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesTIL Brazzers has been in gaming advertising since at least 2002.59Reply
WWindyRebelΒ replylemmy.worldOh, totally. Iβm a child of the 80s and remember them fondly. I just thought it would be a funny comment. Man, some of those ads were the epitome of sex sells!8Reply
SSylverΒ lemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesAll those bottom ads are crazy, too. βAge 23: (sleep?) your way through the phone book. Twice.β βAge 40: have a midlife crises for your 40 year old with two 20βs (in a hot tub)β Age 100 something about spending your time reading books. Like the Kama Sutra34Reply
FFreemanΒ replyfeddit.de1Hide 1 replyAre you some sort of pixel oracle? I could not read that, even if my life depended on it.10Reply
HairHeelΒ replyprogramming.devGiven the year, this probably came from one of those βPlayboy liteβ menβs magazines that were popular at the time, like Maxim or FHM.6Reply
IImgonnatrythisΒ sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesBetting they didn't even code any of the buttons except join.23Reply
VVonCesawΒ replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIronically, that is the only option you cannot do in the Sims 2. Screaming and Punching are both under the fight submenu, with Divorce being under its own. Crying is fully autonomous, and they will do it for potentially the rest of their life.--22Reply
bbitspleaseΒ replylemmy.mlIt also used to be good. Man what I would give for a non-mtxn riddled modern Sims6Reply
HairHeelΒ replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replySeveral couples have selected the βdivorceβ option and passed those lamps on in the intervening years. Youβre next, bub.6Reply
Jo MiranΒ lemmy.mlI dated a girl in college that would have selected "all of the above" except Divorce. Why not Divorce? Because one should never marry crazy.-9Reply
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... like... human centipede join?
no, like SQL
Inner or outer?
Full.
Outer left join. Which I never know wtf is happening.
Inner join?
THIS
Options much like the ones in those mobile ads
Back when you could actually have funny ads and not worry about people whinging about it online
Society peaked.
Absolute foresight from the matrix to say 1999 was as good as it gets.
Send me back.
Ehh not really. Social awareness like for example the LGBTQ+ movement gained a lot of support in past decade.
And here you are whinging.
Nah people still joke about cheating. They love those sexual drama so it's fine.
TIL Brazzers has been in gaming advertising since at least 2002.
"John Romero's about to make you his bitch. Suck it down."
Oh, totally. Iβm a child of the 80s and remember them fondly. I just thought it would be a funny comment.
Man, some of those ads were the epitome of sex sells!
All those bottom ads are crazy, too.
βAge 23: (sleep?) your way through the phone book. Twice.β
βAge 40: have a midlife crises for your 40 year old with two 20βs (in a hot tub)β
Age 100 something about spending your time reading books. Like the Kama Sutra
Are you some sort of pixel oracle? I could not read that, even if my life depended on it.
You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.
Given the year, this probably came from one of those βPlayboy liteβ menβs magazines that were popular at the time, like Maxim or FHM.
Age 17: Get lucky on the dancefloor and maybe in the bedroom.
"Date" instead of sleep. Slightly tamer.
Age 100: Spend your golden years reading books. Like the Kama Sutra.
Betting they didn't even code any of the buttons except join.
Ironically, that is the only option you cannot do in the Sims 2.
Screaming and Punching are both under the fight submenu, with Divorce being under its own.
Crying is fully autonomous, and they will do it for potentially the rest of their life.--
So it's like in real life!
At least loverslab mods make this a reality.
Delete gym and punch lawyer
The Sims used to be so edgy back then, I miss it.
It also used to be good. Man what I would give for a non-mtxn riddled modern Sims
Join, punch, divorce
In that order, in quick succession
Join, scream, punch, "finish" , cry. Dated that. Fun but never again.
This is the way.
Several couples have selected the βdivorceβ option and passed those lamps on in the intervening years. Youβre next, bub.
It's not exactly a new design.
Fuck I loved the Sims 2
I dated a girl in college that would have selected "all of the above" except Divorce. Why not Divorce? Because one should never marry crazy.