Spyke
lemmy.world

I was about to come here and rant, but then I read it like 2 more times.

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Kalkalinereply
leminal.space

Right? Don't scare me with a headline like that. Might as well have started it: Keanu Reeves, 59...

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lemmy.world

59? SHUT UP!!

He looked like he was 30 in the matrix... which was......ohhh 23 years ago

Nobody give a mirror.....

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vrekreply
programming.dev

hands you a mirror

Yes I play a evil character, why do you ask?

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GladiusBreply
lemmy.world

More than appropriate with all your obvious physical disadvantages.

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"Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "extremely appropriate behavior" Oh... based

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lemm.ee

Ok but what is extremely appropriate behavior?

I'm just picturing Keanu Reeves acting like Ned Flanders but with a face of hemorrhoid passing determination.

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He spoke settlingly aptly and moved as only a being of pure properness could. Nearby cast members were accused of sexual harassment by sheer contrast.

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Tbh, it shouldn't be "for a lady" it should be "for a person" Because I feel like to say "for a lady" is to encourage people to only ever help ladies. I know that's not what it actually is but it co.es across that way to me and could also easily get misunderstood by someone. I don't mean like they actively think "oh only women deserve nice gestures" but like a more subtle, subconscious misunderstanding...

I might be looking too far into things, but I need something to kill my time lol

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Keanu Reeves, star of blockbuster thriller SPEED and historical documentary Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, among others, admits inappropriately touching A Minor chord on electric keyboard when the sheet music didnt call for it.

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