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smashboyreply
kbin.social

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

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lemm.ee

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

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I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

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puppyreply
lemmy.world

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

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Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.

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A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

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bionicjoeyreply
lemmy.ca

It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere

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lemmy.world

I haven't yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time

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i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

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One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine

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