The VelociPastor (2018)
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I highly recommend it.
The amount of talent it took to make it that bad is truly stellar.
This has been on my list for years. Maybe tonight is the night...
Thanks for the reminder
Watch it. You will be so happy that you did.
According to imdb, there is a sequel in the works https://www.imdb.com/title/tt25404142/
A sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
We actually gave up half way through this one, it was truly a work of... what's the opposite of genius?
suineG
Awesomeness?
Sadly not in this case
That would be me.
I was really hype for this when I discovered it a few years ago. It was fine, but to me it felt like it was trying way too hard to be campy. And that sorta soured it for me.
Imo camp is WAY more fun when it doesn't feel artificial.
That's the fine line of quality B movies. I don't want some "holds up spork lol XD this movie is so random" B movie. I want "we had a shoestring budget to make this movie and spent about half of it on a bag of coke, this is the best we could do."
This is easily one of my favorite movies ever.
I really like it too. Fun flick.
I fully support this movie and its shenanigans. It was a blast.
Looks like the Raptor that posed for Turok Evolution's poster is in this movie pic
Yeah, I'm gonna need to watch this
You won't regret it. It's amazing
Oh hell yes. This community kicks ass!