Blemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyBonesOfTheMoon Make sure to toss with olive oil after.View original on lemmy.world312Comments30
Ubermeisters lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesIt costs nothing to never put these words together that way though68
BBonesOfTheMoon replylemmy.worldGood morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.14
DDarkenLM kbin.socialWell that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.24
Doll_Tow_Jet-ski kbin.social2Hide 2 repliesThis is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.21
blackluster117 possumpat.ioWho would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.13
DDeveloperKai lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...10
jjwagner7813 lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesWhat are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....7
It costs nothing to never put these words together that way though
Good morning you're welcome have a splendid day.
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What a terrible day to be literate
Good morning I hope you have the best day and a plate of spaghetti for dinner.
We need something opposite of the Hank/Bobby Hill meme.
Can I go back to the time before I read this?
no but we can track down their location and denazify the area
Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.
This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.
His noodly appendages are all equal and valid
R'amen
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Who would've thought I'd get my full internet dosage so quickly today. Gonna go stick my head in the oven now.
I'm gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this...and maybe everything else while I'm at it...
Good afternoon enjoy your day.
This sentence is in the library of Babel.
And now here.
Why did i save this
Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.
The good part is that u dont need to add salt
Think of the time saving
I felt this in my bladder
I feel it in my spleen
The Cringe is all around me
And so the horror grows
I peed a little.
What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in....
50/50. You either see it or you don't.
I don't understand why schools make statistics seem so complicated
Omigod I'm so sorry.
I appreciate it. I'm better now but I found it kind of comical lol
Easier to put the noodle in.
sounds al dente!