Spyke

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pawb.social

Definitely do not get this. Long after your SSN, face, voice, fingerprints and irises are compromised, your analprint will be the only means of positively identifying you on your insurance and medical stuff.

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lemmy.world

Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout

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lemmy.world

Fuck, so now there's a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?

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lemmy.ca

The Ig Nobel Prize (/ˌɪɡnoʊˈbɛl/ IG-noh-BEL) is a satiric prize awarded annually since 1991 to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Its aim is to "honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think." The name of the award is a pun on the Nobel Prize, which it parodies, and on the word ignoble.

Organized by the scientific humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research (AIR), the Ig Nobel Prizes are presented by Nobel laureates in a ceremony at the Sanders Theater at Harvard University, and are followed by the winners' public lectures at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology

lol nice

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The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They're always fun, but some years are more fun than others.

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