‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize
‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an
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Just you wait.
“You have exceeded your monthly bathroom quota. Please purchase an additional subscription for regaining access to toilet facilities nationwide”.
Dude has a fetish. Simple as that.
Definitely do not get this. Long after your SSN, face, voice, fingerprints and irises are compromised, your analprint will be the only means of positively identifying you on your insurance and medical stuff.
Not after I burn it off.
Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout
Fuck, so now there's a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?
You mean yet another reason to anally mutilate murder victims?
lol nice
That makes much more sense
And just 9 years after the idea was on adult swim.
SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.
inb4 "gamer girl anal print" storms the market
has the best feature to uniquely identify the best girl
Does getting penetrated change the creases?
>I live alone and my toilet recognizes "Fred", and "Slutty Fred"
Only if you use an iron
Hot.
Depends on the size.
They were busy trying to figure out if they could...
The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They're always fun, but some years are more fun than others.
You're saying you don't enjoy an— actually, nevermind.