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slemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbysilence7 Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidetsarchived copy of the articlehttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/nyregion/bidets-zohran-mamdani-gracie-mansion.html?unlocked_article_code=1.LVE.oQC5.xgXjzcOrkXCfOpen linkView original on lemmy.world24Comments14Reply
ExLisper lemmy.curiana.netI would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.2Reply
SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesDoes anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported5Reply
ddrath replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThat a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.-1Reply
BBlibittyblah futurology.today7Hide 7 repliesIf you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)24Reply
PlaidBaron replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesBut if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?10Reply
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I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.
Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported
That a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.
I only use tp made from old-growth rainforest woods.
If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?
Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.
Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!
You let it go to waste down the drain?
-sigh-
Well... what do you do with it?
Save money on breakfast
Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.
I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT