funhole·Funholebypmjv LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!View original on lemmy.sdf.org72Comments70Reply
qqrstuv lemmy.sdf.org1Hide 1 replyThank you for creating content! But I've got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!11Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org5Hide 5 repliesIt cannot deserve it because it's not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.7Reply
オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇳🇨 ) pouet.chapril.org1Hide 1 reply@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It's basically the same carbon wise (and I'm very wise).6Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.orgBut this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.5Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org7Hide 7 repliesOk but if they're not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!8Reply
ffarmgineer nord.pubAs long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won't directly kill any pandas in the future.5Reply
ddarthsundhaft piefed.social1Hide 1 replyConsidering I'm not a panda.... this implies I have already killed one. What?4Reply
RRiverview_Legal lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyThis is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/7Reply
Happy Cat lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThank you for creating conservation content! I will kill more, but I'll feel bad for a second~5Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org2Hide 2 repliesYou can't never kill another panda again just a little bit :(4Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org4Hide 4 repliesPeople like different things! But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?3Reply
ppython lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyidk, why would humans have hands if not to kill pandas? It's just the natural order of things.3Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org2Hide 2 repliesWith a gun, ax, your hands.. a missile.. a car? There's a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?3Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.orghmmmmmm. firstly, i guess, but secondly, surely there's a real disney panda somewhere in the disney universe3Reply
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Just one last and I'll stop.
Thanks..
@pmjv
is this propapanda?
Technically yes, but it's for a good cause!
red pandas?
If you want.
When was the last time panda was killed?
by me or in general?
Both
@pmjv
Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.
Thank you for creating content! But I've got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!
Please?
What if the panda deserves it?
It cannot deserve it because it's not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.
What if it's Al panda? Als are sentient
That's true, but you can't kill AI.
If it's not sentient, then why shouldn't I kill it?
because you took the pledge!
That sounds like something a panda would say.
@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It's basically the same carbon wise (and I'm very wise).
But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.
Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.
..well.. okay.. THANKS!
Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they're not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
I only pledge to the bear cats
You have a womb?
Nope
you can't bear cats then
But I can bear arms!
@notptr
I can tune a fish!
@pmjv
hm.
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won't directly kill any pandas in the future.
Considering I'm not a panda.... this implies I have already killed one. What?
yes, so let's take the pledge and not do it again!
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
Take the pledge with me then?
hmmm don't think I will
why :(
Thank you for creating conservation content!
I will kill more, but I'll feel bad for a second~
This is terrible. I don't know why you would admit this publicly.
idk seems like a big commitment
pls..
hmm maybe for a little bit..
You can't never kill another panda again just a little bit :(
Not with that attitude!
well, okay..
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Panda is Hamas
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you're lying.
idk, why would humans have hands if not to kill pandas? It's just the natural order of things.
Please?
I've heard that before.
Take the pledge with me pls?
How can I not kill a panda?
With a gun, ax, your hands.. a missile.. a car? There's a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?
Can I dress them up as a Disney a character?
hmmmmmm. firstly, i guess, but secondly, surely there's a real disney panda somewhere in the disney universe