Lmao. It’s so random
Zlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyZayzaya Where is this man?NSFWLmao. It’s so randomView original on lemmy.world158Comments21Reply
gnufuu lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyTry and feed Cornelius without seeing him and you'll probably touch him by accident. Guy knows his business.12Reply
ZZayzaya replylemmy.worldWhat would you feed him? I’d give him a carrot and pat his head as he eats it like A horse would3Reply
RRogue1633 discuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesThat website does really exist lol http://experiencecornelius.com/ 34Reply
mmoodwrench replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyForm doesn't do anything, just redirects to Instagram on submit. Also, there's no email box for them to contact you back, but I assume that's unnecessary as Cornelius's connection to the universe makes normal communication pointless5Reply
VViking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.comMost overzealous NSFW tag I've ever seen on Lemmy and that's fucking SAYING something 😮💨5Reply
nnickiwest replylemmy.worldThat's how they get you. They prey on people who don't understand math.2Reply
👍Maximum Derek👍 discuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replyI can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!6Reply
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.dbzer0.comTouch Cornelius for a Big Mac (Offer only valid in Connecticut)2Reply
Dyskolos replylemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesBut...but....i don't want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now...1Reply
nnotabot replypiefed.social1Hide 1 replyAll you've seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?6Reply
Dyskolos replylemmy.zipHmmm...I'd wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?1Reply
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Try and feed Cornelius without seeing him and you'll probably touch him by accident. Guy knows his business.
What would you feed him? I’d give him a carrot and pat his head as he eats it like A horse would
That website does really exist lol http://experiencecornelius.com/
Form doesn't do anything, just redirects to Instagram on submit. Also, there's no email box for them to contact you back, but I assume that's unnecessary as Cornelius's connection to the universe makes normal communication pointless
He transcends our level of of understanding life.
Most overzealous NSFW tag I've ever seen on Lemmy and that's fucking SAYING something 😮💨
But $18! Is more than $20.
That's how they get you. They prey on people who don't understand math.
He's at the Maples Center this Sunday
Touching Cornelius seems like an incredible deal. Count me in!
I kinda want to feed him a carrot
A big can of lentils
I can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!
Touch Cornelius for a Big Mac
(Offer only valid in Connecticut)
Errrr....what? Why? Who? But...WHAT?
Cornelius... man. Come on!
But...but....i don't want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now...
All you've seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?
Hmmm...I'd wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?
CORNELIUS - Beep It