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piefed.social

I'm calling this one for Ganesh. That's a dirty kick by JC, but he's already taken some big hits, and there's more on the way. Once Ganesh starts with that axe, which would normally be out if the rules, but anything goes in this Gods' Grapple showdown, it's all over.

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Couldn't Jesus turn all the water in Ganesh's body into wine? That would fuck him up.

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You say that but every 3 days JC gets another shot to take down Ganesh. Ganesh has to win every time, JC just has to win once.

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Idk, that axe looks more ceremonial than anything (look at the narrow haft). Too hard a swing might just snap it.

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jif
piefed.ca

If they were both praying to Jesus, does one Jesus wear a different color outfit when they fight?

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lemmy.zip

both can choose different outfit these day, one of those outfit is Kermit the Frog.

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maybe if it's the same jesus. Buff Korean Jesus could kick Ecce Homo Jesus's ass, but he doesn't need to because those muscles create love

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FukOui
lemmy.zip

What if they both pray to the same god

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let's see here... last year you sacrificed... GRAIN? the fuck god demands lamb shank or better

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depends how much people is worshipping to both, the more worshippers the more power the god has.

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MrGabr
ttrpg.network

I'm suddenly reminded of an old flash game about this concept, where various religious icons fought each other (and I think maybe they were mostly portrayed somewhat offensively?)

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One child is praying to the Christian God, represented by the cross on the wall. The other child is praying to Ganesh, a Hindu God. They are both praying to their respective Gods to win the same thing, so Jesus and Ganesh are fighting over who wins

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Constireply
lemmy.world

The elephant is a Hindu god. So it's a fight of religions, only one child can win so the gods need to fight it out

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