My spouse and I were looking at houses one time the market was favorable. We walked in and saw that middle griddle and we backed out very slowly. You don’t want to attract the attention of the middle griddle. Don’t focus on it. You’ll get sucked into it and years later finally emerge from your home as some kind of large comfort food monster.
It's honestly a nightmare to clean, had one at a house I was renting for a weekend once and would never get a stove with it after that experience. Much easier to just deal with a separate, movable piece of cast iron.
heat your house with the oven door open. it doesn’t smell like carbon monoxide so you know it is safe. when you wake up in the next life, throw your middle griddle away.
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i’m such a fire nerd, i do have to mention this is sarcasm. don’t do that. kthx.
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Is the chef throwing it back?
yes
If I had a middle griddle I'd never leave the house
My spouse and I were looking at houses one time the market was favorable. We walked in and saw that middle griddle and we backed out very slowly. You don’t want to attract the attention of the middle griddle. Don’t focus on it. You’ll get sucked into it and years later finally emerge from your home as some kind of large comfort food monster.
We said “not again, griddle.”
Now we have electric.
The most unbelievable part of this story to me is the favorable housing market
Must've been around 2008.
I've found the griddle so irrelevant. Give me two burners over a griddle.
yeah it actually sucks i just wanted to be included in a trend
It's honestly a nightmare to clean, had one at a house I was renting for a weekend once and would never get a stove with it after that experience. Much easier to just deal with a separate, movable piece of cast iron.
mine doesn't even get hot enough to cook eggs
No one expects the middle griddle.
middle griddle? take this tip from a firefighter:
heat your house with the oven door open. it doesn’t smell like carbon monoxide so you know it is safe. when you wake up in the next life, throw your middle griddle away.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler i’m such a fire nerd, i do have to mention this is sarcasm. don’t do that. kthx. :::
I am now just waiting for someone to post ceramic stove and campfire supremacy.