Major lacerations detected.

Internal bleeding detected.

Major fracture detected.

Administering morphine.

Seek medical attention.

Beep beep beep. Seek medical attention.

Flared at both ends for your pleasure

Its always two with these people, never three. I would have preferred one man, one crowbar, one story. At least then it would have added up to three.

Nice chrome, choom

Gordon?

Finally, the real reason we gave AI the ability to make images

Nice chrome, choom

I can already hear the whimpering