Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

Lol I’d believe it.

Now watch as a I make this string of beads disappear… and then REAPPEAR!

But that's MORE embarrassing. He should have said "Bondage and sex stuff I use to masturbate with"... It's less embarrassing.

It’s all good but what are those dice doing there?? Is he a closet Dungeon Master??

This is pretty close to how some witchcraft was invented. "Why do you have a broom under your bed sheets?"

Clearly a hoarder. 'Twas the 'tism, my lord.