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The slightly skewed and rotated text, the noticable texture of JPG compression, a perfectly unaligned down scale and pixel mismatch, a bad crop.

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lemmy.world

I don't understand where all of the dirty dishes are coming from when you're eating your mangos in the shower?

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We don’t take shit from no damn mangoes.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I'm about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I'm missing?

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Let hot poop sit for a few minutes on the hard-to-remove caked-on food to loosen it up a bit before peeing on them. Consume plenty of shower water while soaking so your pee comes out like a pressure washer,

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