lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyickplant Welcome to my shopView original on lemmy.world355Comments18Reply
ggastroglizzy piefed.social1Hide 1 replyLemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.13Reply
FiniteBanjo replyfeddit.onlineStop right there, criminal scum! ... sheathes* Must have been the wind.10Reply
thisisbutaname discuss.tchncs.dePotion of liquid courage, of course. And a philter of bad decisions, why not.5Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialI want the potion of fast travel. chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed It worked!4Reply
GGiantChickDicks replylemmy.mlSome dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.4Reply
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Knew I'd find this. Lol
Lemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
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sheathes* Must have been the wind.
I'll have a exlixer of stanima trans beverage please
vial of booping that perfect snout
Rage potion!
Potion of liquid courage, of course.
And a philter of bad decisions, why not.
I want the potion of fast travel.
chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed
It worked!
What happened to the dog’s ears?
Some dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.
All I need is a little of the hair of the dog that bit me.
6 oz Bourbon.
I'm making Chicken with it.
Elixir of whatever gave you those buff muscles, dawg
Potion of Instant death please
A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!
Potion of time travel please. The vodka.
I want the potion that does the thing.