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::: spoiler Alt Text ka-boo woo woom :::

::: spoiler Transcript 4 Panel Comic

Panel 1:

“Do Great Pyrs Bark A Lot?”

[A Great Pyrenees sits majestically and calm]

Panel 2:

What a silly question. Pyrs bark exactly as much as they need to.

[The dog wears and expression of disdain and disgust at the temerity of the question.]

You fool.

Panel 3: [The dog turns away from the questioner]

Dog: Now if you’ll excuse me

Panel 4: The dog lifts its head and lets out a majestic and loud BOOW :::

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17 replies

mardukreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

I mean, the real answer isn't much better. "Because humans bred greyhounds to go fast, and bred pugs to have pug-noses"

Life just ain't fair, man.

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Dogs are individuals, not representatives of the imaginary classes we call 'breeds,' and people are individuals, not members of the imaginary classes we call races. If you disagree, congrats, you're a racist too.

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FishFacereply
piefed.social

Dog breeds have different behaviours.

The real pet racism is saying orange cats behave differently...

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sunsofoldreply
lemmy.zip

Congrats. You're the Charles Murray of dogs.

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FishFacereply
piefed.social

You're obviously not interested in having a discussion, and I'm not in the business of trying to squeeze blood out of stones.

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sunsofoldreply
lemmy.zip

You threw a link at me. I threw a more specific one back. Glass houses, mate.

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