This is a legally binding contract btw
onehundredninetysix·196byMaven (famous) RuleThis is a legally binding contract btwView original on lemmy.zip196Comments52Reply
Gyrcas piefed.zip6Hide 6 repliesNot signing up for the contract! I just want to say a joke Watch this, it's all a secret plot to have an enemy to lover story /j47Reply
Gyrcas replypiefed.zip1Hide 1 replyHow about we kiss you instead >:3 Your plan turned against you19Reply
AAzura The Spellkissed replylemmy.blahaj.zoneThe true enemies are the ones we made along the way13Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip6Hide 6 repliesSo fun fact, I actually don't have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why. So I will 100% hand to you that I'm weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to. That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!47Reply
orenj [he/they] replyleminal.space5Hide 5 repliesHuh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE43Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip4Hide 4 repliesGAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!! THIS IS WAR!37Reply
orenj [he/they] replyleminal.space3Hide 3 repliesI wrote a limerick about you. There once was a poster online stinking's their primary crime their name's something like 'Maven' they needed a savin' from forgetting to soap all of the time18Reply
JJumi replylemmy.world2Hide 2 replies Two folk meet online They have no sense of smell yet They smell each other A haiku to commemorate your new foeship.10Reply
Hoimo ani.social1Hide 1 replyI never expected to find my archrival here, of all places! Have at you!16Reply
Broadfern lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyUmm hmm how’s this for an insult: you’re bad at being unlikable 😤14Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zipMy #1 toxic trait is that I'm so evil that I trick people into liking me.19Reply
socsa piefed.social1Hide 1 replyI don't even know what you look like, so now I'm going to have to growl at everyone I meet?10Reply
ggrue lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesJust change your screen name to "Maven (infamous)" and it'll sort itself out.10Reply
ianhclark510 lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyMaven was the bane of my existence for that one summer I tried to make a Minecraft mod, so we already have beef9Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zipNow youre the bane of my existence so I hope you enjoyed everything up until now because you won't get any of it back!6Reply
Apytele sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesPlease state 5 things I might have an unpopular opinion on so we can properly start a beef.8Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyIs water wet? How many holes does a straw have? Whats the best linux distribution? Star Wars or Star Trek? Favorite literary quote?2Reply
Apytele replysh.itjust.works ...sure. 1 Mint Trek Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.” ― David Wong, John Dies at the End 1Reply
MMistakes sopuli.xyz2Hide 2 repliesFine. You can be my enemy for a now, but I sincerely doubt you can withstand the might of being legally bound.4Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyAre you saying that I've made a Mistake(@sopuli.xyz)?2Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI havent been able to figure out how to tag users on Voyager so this post might genuinely make me have to switch apps to something that will let me.3Reply
thisisbutaname replydiscuss.tchncs.deGood luck, I tried quite a few due to some issue or another. I'm on Thunder now, we'll see if this one sticks. Edit: what I obviously means was, with no tag you'll never see me coming muahahaha1Reply
eemeralddawn45 lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbnb-HaJ25U Rubblebucket - "If U C My Enemies" (Official Music Video)2Reply
rregdog lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI chuck my used chewing gum into nature, instead of the waste bin. Come fight me.2Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zipI hope one day you sit down at a table and the entire seat is made up of hardened used gum3Reply
fferret sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHeh, you might have bit off more than you can chew with this one!2Reply
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Not signing up for the contract! I just want to say a joke
Watch this, it's all a secret plot to have an enemy to lover story /j
Wtf dont spoil the plan!
I was the true enemy all along for spoiling the plan >:3
Now kiss!
How about we kiss you instead >:3
Your plan turned against you
oh no, whatever shall i do? :3c
The true enemies are the ones we made along the way
Hi! I think you smell and are weird
So fun fact, I actually don't have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.
So I will 100% hand to you that I'm weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.
That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!
Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE
GAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!!
THIS IS WAR!
I wrote a limerick about you.
There once was a poster online
stinking's their primary crime
their name's something like 'Maven'
they needed a savin'
from forgetting to soap all of the time
A haiku to commemorate your new foeship.
Great job! Very pretty!
Thank you :)
(ง’̀-‘́)ง
Bring it on
You will learn to fear me!
(ಠ益ಠ)
Sacrebleu ! Voilà mon ennemi juré. Notre combat sera épique 💪
You shall be destroyed!
I never expected to find my archrival here, of all places! Have at you!
I have spent my entire life training for this moment!
Umm hmm how’s this for an insult: you’re bad at being unlikable 😤
My #1 toxic trait is that I'm so evil that I trick people into liking me.
I don't even know what you look like, so now I'm going to have to growl at everyone I meet?
Yes. Exactly
Just change your screen name to "Maven (infamous)" and it'll sort itself out.
Maven (embattled)
Don't tell me what to do!
Maven was the bane of my existence for that one summer I tried to make a Minecraft mod, so we already have beef
Now youre the bane of my existence so I hope you enjoyed everything up until now because you won't get any of it back!
OP:
Please state 5 things I might have an unpopular opinion on so we can properly start a beef.
Is water wet?
How many holes does a straw have?
Whats the best linux distribution?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Favorite literary quote?
...sure.
1
Mint
Trek
Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.” ― David Wong, John Dies at the End
hey I can do this, i recently stopped using GPL for my code in favour of BSD
Sorry, I only do nemesis.
My mind instantly went to this crappypasta
Fine. You can be my enemy for a now, but I sincerely doubt you can withstand the might of being legally bound.
Are you saying that I've made a Mistake(@sopuli.xyz)?
You may have Yee'd your last Haw, pardner
I just tagged you as "Enemy"
I havent been able to figure out how to tag users on Voyager so this post might genuinely make me have to switch apps to something that will let me.
Good luck, I tried quite a few due to some issue or another. I'm on Thunder now, we'll see if this one sticks.
Edit: what I obviously means was, with no tag you'll never see me coming muahahaha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbnb-HaJ25U
Rubblebucket - "If U C My Enemies" (Official Music Video)
This song slaps! Thanks stranger!
Oh, also. Fuck you op! Friends off!
I chuck my used chewing gum into nature, instead of the waste bin. Come fight me.
I hope one day you sit down at a table and the entire seat is made up of hardened used gum
Heh, you might have bit off more than you can chew with this one!
I have a VERY big mouth so I can chew a lot!
I bet you think the obstacle coursers defeat the nanoscientist