It's one of those days...
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Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.
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Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.
View original on lemmy.worldUsed as a comment recently, now an actual post.
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Who knew that defeating the Borg was as simple as sending them into an existential crisis tailspin collectively.
They wouldn't survive 2 minutes after assimilating me.
OK, Marvin.
Hey now, Marvin finally found peace when he finally got to read God's Final Message to His Creation:
::: spoiler spoiler “We apologise for the inconvenience.” :::
After assimilating us, they would function like this:
Existence is futile.
And then some...
Right on!
Come on! You gotta resist that!
Wait. Shit.
Futility is resistance.
Resistance = Voltage/Current
Momma said there would be Mondays like that.
Aw, don't be sad! Maybe a song will help:
The Queen abides
I mean of course everything is futile? Do you know how big the universe is? How long eternity is? If you wrote out the number years it will be from the big band until the heat death of the universe, you'd fill whole libraries with endless books crammed full of zeroes.
The secret is to shrug, give up, have some pizza, plod along until it's finally over, and hope that death is oblivion and not some unending afterlife.
Yeah, but now FB reels and IG have tons of porn in them now. Like they're not even trying to censor it anymore. I wonder if its a new application of ai or what.
The occasional boobie keeps me on Lemmy longer...
Looks at username...
Username checks out at least I guess lol
Meta used to be very puritan about porn, mightve changed, when they see porn drives engagement.
Where are my Absurdist fellows?!