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lemmy.world

GOOD POST FELLOW HUMAN. LET’S ALL NAME A VITAL ORGAN WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT.

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piefed.blahaj.zone

This is a harder question to answer than it seems

I would say heart, but acearo people exist

I have seen people on the internet say that they or other people have no brain and people cant lie on the internet so that isnt an option

I heard they faked the moon landing; to achieve such realism you would need to film in an environment with no oxygen and since you cant expect everyone to wear a space suit lungs are eliminated too

The stomach seems important, but i realised that if i stop thinking about food, the hunger goes away

Considering that some people survived without the left kidney and others without the right kidney, neither are important

This list is not exhaustive, but it seems like no vital organ is one we cannot live without

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lemmy.world

What is a human really, but a long tube from the mouth to the ass.

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Add a few accessory structures to help get food into the front of the tube, then add a few more accessories to produce more tubes, and then that's the complete picture.

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piefed.social

There's another tube from one nostril to the other, and that joins the main tube, so really humans are just tubes with four ends.

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lemmy.world

Alas, discussions of the topology of humans always miss the existence of pores.

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lemmy.world

The facts that I'm sweating quite a bit and that pores can be clogged, refute that statement.

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If you cut the tube, there will be 2 humans

If you block it, there is still a chance for quantum tunneling i think

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piefed.ca

Alt text:

More likely: Click on all the pictures of people who appear disloyal to [name of company or government]

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Dang, an alt text from someone whose state is descending into fascism if I even saw one.

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I'm going for the hole in the ground. Dig a hole about 6' deep, lie down flat and gently pull the dirt over you. Peace at last.

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If they got terminators I will just roll over and accept defeat. I am not fighting the laser pew pew wars over who gets to control the barren earth that is left.

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feddit.online

The way things seem to work now, the robot uprising will be caused by a poorly thought out prompt to an OpenAI model that gets around its "guardrails" and regurgitates an amalgamation of the countless robot uprising sci fi stories humans have been writing for over a hundred years. A runaway "Simpsons did it" is going to decimate humanity.

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'oh no the terminators are coming'

'oh shit, how many?'

'Three, skynet couldn't afford any more RAM'

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I'd hide in robots.txt since apparently the slop machines ignore everything in there.

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lemmy.ca

It's a trap, to train the LLM to know where you'll hide.

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