Killing billionaires. I’m bad at it. I need someone good at it. They should do it on my behalf, forever, for free, while leaving me in plausible deniability the whole time.
Cleaning the house. I enjoy cooking, I like going to work, but cleaning for some reason is the one thing I have to force myself to do, even though it’s not difficult once I start.
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Certain days I wish someone else could sleep instead of me and transfer the restfulness.
Earning money
Killing billionaires. I’m bad at it. I need someone good at it. They should do it on my behalf, forever, for free, while leaving me in plausible deniability the whole time.
Cooking food
Pooping.
Came here to say "poop". Glad(?) to see I'm not alone.
Decide what's for dinner and make it.
Cooking food. And dealing with ordering and picking up my ADHD medication
Cleaning the house. I enjoy cooking, I like going to work, but cleaning for some reason is the one thing I have to force myself to do, even though it’s not difficult once I start.
Makeup and hair. Ughhhh. Although maybe what I'm really looking for is more "press button, wear makeup."
(I actually like cooking.)
We got the push button nail colors. I'm still waiting for the instant makeup visor.
Completely forgot about this. I really do need to watch this movie again.
Cook. I actually like cooking mostly, but I almost never have time or energy to cook an enjoyable, full, healthy meal.
I think kissing me would be a good task for someone to do for me :3
Fold clothes, but they have to do it the right way!!
Laundry and mowing the lawn.
Cook.
dishes