This one really touched me. I cannot, however, find the author in looking around. It seems like it may be from a book entitled if you ever read this, but I am having trouble finding even the information about the book to look up credits.

Holy gracious smokes...

This... this was... unexpected...
I... cried when I read it... which is... rare...
Such a... relief... Such... hope... a... miracle...

Thank you... heartfelt... dear Author... for the ineffably magnificent work...
I appreciate the Universe... for the Author to exist...

Thank you.

There is hope.

What? No, this is my lunch, go make yourself a sandwich.

WHAT? Oh shit, what's coming? WHAT DID YOU DO?

Goddammit, another damn stalker. Hello, police?

;-)

Phew, I sure hope you're a good CI/CD engineer, because there's still a lot of work to be done.

Neat

a little too many linebreaks for my taste