My new mini fridge's lock instructions are helpful
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Children often open the door of the beverage cooler, which may affect the beverage's flavour. To avoid this situation, a hidden door lock with a key is recommended. It will also prevent accidents caused by the children's mischief
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If you put the refrigerator outdoors, it is advisable to prevent drinks from being taken without permission.
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This lock, at a certain level, can control the habit of gluttony that leads to obesity. When you have to take a drink, the lock gives a warning about the effective security protection. This warning will prevent you from overdosing and causing harm to your body, which can result in obesity.
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A lock on a mini fridge is about as effective as The Club was for preventing cars from being stolen.
Self-imposed rules are useless because I know the guy who imposed them and he's full of shit
Is this an actual minifridge or is it one of those 6 can dumps fillers that cost as much in electricity per year as an actual mini-fridge?
It's a real mini fridge with a compressor. I watch enough Technology Connections to know not to buy those shitty can cooler things
he he, gave myself away
Those bad ones use peltier elements i think, thats why they suck so much.
The first beer I ever tasted was stolen from a dude who kept his fridge on the back porch.
The lock "can control the habit of gluttony" which will prevent "overdosing" and result in obesity