In all fairness, 20% of that town's population is Professor Oak. Other than him we've got Ash, Ash's mom, and Oak's 2 grandchildren: MrPoopyAssFucker and his sister.... am I missing anyone?
Gary and Ash are half brother. Gary knows about the affair, that's why he hates Ash. In his teenage brain, his mother left because of Ash not because of his horny dad.
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Who could blame him? Ash's mom has got it goin' on.
She's all he wants, and he's waited for so long
Ash why can't you see, your moms just the girl for me.
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Ash's mom
That picture of Ash's mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?
A shameful little reverse image search later.
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Oh wow... Okay then...
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I'm reasonably confident that isn't an original image
Pretty sure it's from the first episode
Shadman is a famously terrible person 😬
Yeah but he's in prison now so I'm going to enjoy the non objectionable porn
Of course, he's in prison for making a LOT of objectionable porn.
Sorry, she has a Mr Mime.
Oak is a hard wood.
Oak nut.
It's super effective!Ejacorn? Acornulation? Jizzcorn.
as long as it ends up in my mouth....
God bless
Oak is a wood that nuts
Has Ash's dad ever been canonically identified?
I'm like 80% sure his dad is Prof. Oak.
Nah. It's apparently canon that both his dad and grandfather are still on their Pokemon mastery journeys...
Which is a real strange way to call them deadbeat losers that couldn't figure out rock paper scissors but that's how it be sometimes.
"Son, I'm going out to catch some Pokémon I'll be back in an hour"
I'm pretty sure 80% of the population there is a child of oak.
In all fairness, 20% of that town's population is Professor Oak. Other than him we've got Ash, Ash's mom, and Oak's 2 grandchildren: MrPoopyAssFucker and his sister.... am I missing anyone?
In FR/LG I think there are two apparently homeless NPCs. Maybe three? And the professor assistant(s?) in the lab.
They could walk from another town - it's like less than a minutes walk to the next town.
Yea but this in a world you need a pokemon to get around a shrub. Next town over might as well be on the moon from how some NPCs talk.
I'd assume that Prof. Oak's assistants could handle a lvl 3 Rattata or two on their way to work.
It's the level 5 Pidgey that gets 'em.
Well you know what they say about assumptions...
The guy who is fascinated by technology
I'm pretty sure Ash is canonically a Mime Jr.
I mean considering the similar facial features oak has with ash I'm willing to believe oak is ashes father.
Man, you guys really want there to be more depth to this thirty year old kids show than there is.
Why did you have to remind me that the show is 30 years old...
Crit damage man...
Pretty sure there was a Game Theory on this or something. MatPat is now vintage media
Gary and Ash are half brother. Gary knows about the affair, that's why he hates Ash. In his teenage brain, his mother left because of Ash not because of his horny dad.
Ash going to be a brother soon.
His chin cleft makes it look like she's got a really wide belly button
that's her c-section scar
Is anyone going to mention Kianna Mai's commons where Ash's mum gets together with Jessie.