ylemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyyesman He broke his head.View original on lemmy.world398Comments20Reply
HHeHoXa replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyhttps://supersimple.com/song/five-little-monkeys/ Just another reference to the song with the covert ops kinda theme3Reply
bitjunkie replylemmy.worldSeconded. My first thought was that this had to be in c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow.7Reply
OBJECTION! lemmy.mlI’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says7Reply
yyermaw sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyAnd now that's in my head for the rest of the night. Hope you're proud OP. You monster.7Reply
iim_fine_sandy replynord.pubThe trick is to imagine an old monkey doctor saying "no more monkeys jumping on the bed" and really punch out the enunciation.4Reply
kkrakloskewm lemmy.zipWhat kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping? Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something? Where did the monkeys come from? Why isn't she calling animal control?3Reply
uunitedwithme lemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesI recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!-5Reply
iinsanemantis replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYeah man I hear you, Henry Kissinger and King Leopold also had some inspiring last words3Reply
SSecretiveVault replylemmy.zipAndrew Jackson ran the most committed free fitness program in history, and it was even government mandated1Reply
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Thus the rage virus was born.
Activate Mama. She needs to contact the Doctor.
Who?
https://supersimple.com/song/five-little-monkeys/
Just another reference to the song with the covert ops kinda theme
Huh, I was expecting a Gallifreyan song, not this.
Seconded. My first thought was that this had to be in c/AntiqueMemesRoadShow.
I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says
And now that's in my head for the rest of the night. Hope you're proud OP. You monster.
The trick is to imagine an old monkey doctor saying "no more monkeys jumping on the bed" and really punch out the enunciation.
This is good.
Like really good.
This is getting out of hand.
Thats too many monkeys!
You have brought much joy to this empty world. I salute you
What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?
Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?
Where did the monkeys come from?
Why isn't she calling animal control?
I recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!
Yeah man I hear you, Henry Kissinger and King Leopold also had some inspiring last words
Andrew Jackson ran the most committed free fitness program in history, and it was even government mandated