Closest i heart... imagine yourself on public transport in winter evening. 10 minutes from home, you really but really need to go for the second... bus is slowly slowing down. You know you can make it in time. The door opens you hastingly exit the bus and do that one weird quick step towards home. You get to your house, but the elevator is blocked by someone on some other floor. Come on, come on guys let it go. Uf uf, no problem 3rd floor you can make it using the stairs. 1 floor, second floor, third floor, now you are almost running... door is locked... where are the keys??? Oh, here, good, open door, shut it closed. Start undressing towards the toilet. At the last second, just in time, sit on the toilet and release the daemon.
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Unrelated question: why is a toy like this always presumed/implied to be used by women? It works to pleasure men in the same way. Why the bias?
there's even a band called queen and its just men
Straight men can also use it tho.
Bold of you to assume Queen means Woman. 😂
It has no ability to see. Probably it assumed it was the Queen because of the King's high pitch voice.
Plugs that target the prostate are shaped quite differently. 11/10 would recommend.
how in the world is it pleasurable?
How is there someone on Lemmy who doesn't like anal?
i imagine folks with severe, bloody gastro diseases aren't that into it.
It's not for everyone. I can enjoy it, but it's one of my less preferred types of sex
Some people love anal stimulation, others don’t 🤷♂️
Closest i heart... imagine yourself on public transport in winter evening. 10 minutes from home, you really but really need to go for the second... bus is slowly slowing down. You know you can make it in time. The door opens you hastingly exit the bus and do that one weird quick step towards home. You get to your house, but the elevator is blocked by someone on some other floor. Come on, come on guys let it go. Uf uf, no problem 3rd floor you can make it using the stairs. 1 floor, second floor, third floor, now you are almost running... door is locked... where are the keys??? Oh, here, good, open door, shut it closed. Start undressing towards the toilet. At the last second, just in time, sit on the toilet and release the daemon.
Oh my god that feels good.
So anal feels like that just less mess around.
beautifully written 👩🍳😘👌
So there's this organ called the prostate, and it has a WHOLE BUNCH of nerve endings, and the quickest way there is...
You've never taken a poop so big that you had an orgasm?
Looks very slop
Saved this in 2022, likely much older.
Boo slop
They straightened out the checker board 😭
just noticed lol
why do women even use these things?
Try it and you’ll see.
Why do you use slop generators?
I don't, I repost slop generators
Stop it
Get some help
the more you know
Just like for men, it's to wash the intestines before they are used for other purposes.
No? That's something else
that is shaped very differently
it's missing the taco holder
Can it vibrate and is it remote controlled?
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