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I’d settle for any 1 out of the 3

::: spoiler Alt Text Top Text: Men only want 3 things

A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim

Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]

Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]

Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo] :::

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piefed.ca

I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

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infosec.pub

Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don't own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?

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That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.

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lemmy.world

What does absorbing dragon soul will give me? I'm ignorant of this process so, please someone explain.

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feddit.uk

Two of those rings in the marriage symbol are superflous. They're literally an arch disguised as being part of the flow.

But they're not. And its disgusting

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infosec.pub

It is the Irish claddagh symbol with the Christian trinity symbol. It has meaning for Christians with Irish backgrounds. Being that Skyrim pulls a lot of cultural influence from medieval northern Europe, it makes some sense.

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But at least in the claddagh you follow one ring through to the other two. Here it makes no sense from a topological viewpoint. Follow the path, I dare you

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"Thanks for saving the lives of everyone in town on your journey to save literally the entire dimension of tamriel from dragon anti-christ, as a favor to you I will allow you to buy a vacant home for the price of 3 of the most powerful artifacts known to merkind, or the proceeds of killing a small army of bandits."

~Man Speaking Before a Quick Save

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piefed.world

That feeling when your acrobatics finally reaches 100 and you can stop jumping around all the time like a maniac...

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lemmy.world

I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part....... I'm not feeling it.

Well, if I'm going to be very honest, I'd prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.

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Plot twist, you absorb each other's souls when you marry them and move into their lair. An enemy to lovers rom-com of the ages.

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