brem lemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesGurl, sorry about society as a whole, but I know where there are entire trees of peach!16Reply
ffonix232 replyfedia.io2Hide 2 repliesAs long as those lemon stealing whores don't have a sudden urge of changing profession, those trees will feed billions. BILLIONS!4Reply
brem replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAll rise for the lemon lobbyists, tart trotters of Tuesday next.2Reply
X replypiefed.world3Hide 3 repliesI do too, but the many of people tending to those peach trees frequently have horrible voting tendencies.4Reply
brem replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThe tree is not guilty for the sins of long inbred generations of corrupt slaveowners3Reply
X replypiefed.world1Hide 1 replyI have no concerns with the trees, other than perhaps the profits the aforementioned people make off of their fruits, enabling them to continue being long inbred generations of corrupt slave owners.4Reply
ttroglodytis lemmy.worldGood news! You can still get a ripe summer peach in October! 1 out of 3 ain't terrible. Checks notes oh, wait3Reply
wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com6Hide 6 repliesIs that last bit a euphemism? I mean, I'm here for it, (I, too, wish for similar) but I'm not sure if that's what they meant. 😅2Reply
zzedgeist replylemmy.zip5Hide 5 repliesPretty sure it's just an ironic contrast. But BONK for you. Straight to horny jail.7Reply
ffonix232 replyfedia.io1Hide 1 replyOh no, not the horny jail... where all the horny people are...6Reply
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Omg same! Guillotines are so hot right now.
🔥🔥🔥
Gurl, sorry about society as a whole, but I know where there are entire trees of peach!
As long as those lemon stealing whores don't have a sudden urge of changing profession, those trees will feed billions. BILLIONS!
All rise for the lemon lobbyists, tart trotters of Tuesday next.
Have you checked your lemon trees recently?
I do too, but the many of people tending to those peach trees frequently have horrible voting tendencies.
The tree is not guilty for the sins of long inbred generations of corrupt slaveowners
I have no concerns with the trees, other than perhaps the profits the aforementioned people make off of their fruits, enabling them to continue being long inbred generations of corrupt slave owners.
"The trees will remember this statement"
Good news! You can still get a ripe summer peach in October!
1 out of 3 ain't terrible. Checks notes oh, wait
Peaches for me…
Millions of 🍑🍑🍑❓
🍑 for free
Just one??
The rest of the 🍑🍑🍑 are for me.
😱
Ripe summer peaches are hard to find. The other two, no problem.
Is that last bit a euphemism? I mean, I'm here for it, (I, too, wish for similar) but I'm not sure if that's what they meant. 😅
Pretty sure it's just an ironic contrast.
But BONK for you. Straight to horny jail.
Oh no, not the horny jail... where all the horny people are...
Sort of like sending a lesbian to a Catholic all-girls school
ooh, not a
bonk. ohmy. 🥵😋( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll be your.. jailor.. this evening
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