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eexpletivedeleted lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesKnow the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.53Reply
BBigDiction replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesAnd you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!9Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldI just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused4Reply
oouRKaoS replylemmy.todayThe melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes "It burns when I pee" to a while new level.3Reply
PPhotonic replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?6Reply
HHalfSalesman lemmy.worldAlways write up a "wish contract" and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey's paw bullshit.13Reply
SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI don't think the genie himself is capable of golden showers8Reply
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Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
A garbanzo bean on my chest doesn’t cost an extra $40.
And you can just turn the gold back into piss when need it. Fucking genius!
I just found hog water available for purchase and I feel all kinds of amused
Info Wars is selling aqua regia?
The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes "It burns when I pee" to a while new level.
Well that explains trump.
Wait if this is a golden shower… what is a golden toilet?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
He just wished to see his soapy tiddy gf shower.
Always write up a "wish contract" and wish the contract true, defining your terms. Gives you functionally infinite wishes and minimizes risk of monkey's paw bullshit.
Sell the gold, pay someone to pee on you
He got gifted with really bad taste?
I don't think the genie himself is capable of golden showers
I mean a wish is a wish...
So which Trump property was he staying at?
No, he did.