Spyke

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

View original on lemmy.sdf.org

38 replies

sh.itjust.works

I'm a simple man.

  • I see content
  • I spend an inordinate amount of time scrutinizing its entirety for the slightest hint of possible generative AI
  • I take my pills
  • I thank you for creating behavior-enabling content
47
eleijeepreply
piefed.social

That's a suspicious amount of bullet points are you sure you don't want to add an em-dash or thirteen?

15
nunzillareply
sh.itjust.works

Yes—you're absolutely right. I was wrong to omit em-dash characters from my response. My goal is not to cause any suspicion—rather, to provide you with an agreeable response.

25
eleijeepreply
piefed.social

Thank you for creating statistically average textual content.

25
lemmy.sdf.org

Thank you for creating content! The real Nasa would have designed that glock much differently! An astronaut could never use that glock with their space gloves on! I suspect it's depicted here as a regular glock so that the people scrolling by don't have to learn and understand a new realistic outer space glock design concept before they can upclick and move on with their lives!

10
pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

Thanks for engaging! I don't think this is a glock! Glocks don't have the hammer in the back!

7
qrstuvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I always thought it was in the back! I guess if it's not in the back, then I don't know where it is!

4
cannedtunareply
lemmy.world

You think if NASA made guns they’d be more like the Nintendo Light Guns to work with heavy padded gloves?

5
lemmy.world

Hey OP, are you the primary artist for like all the fun hole stuff / the Linux girl comics, or are there multiple people with this style?

Just curious cause I always see your work and I’ve got a bunch of the anti slop kitto comics saved

8
notptrreply
lemmy.sdf.org

There are other CUMs here just pmjv is more famous

10
cannedtunareply
lemmy.world

So, like, is it a coordinated style they all mimic or what? Cause I’ve seen the Linux kill computers girl and the BSD blowfish guru for a long time. But I guess it’s only recently I’ve noticed pmjv a lot cause they post a lot

4
pmjvreply
lemmy.sdf.org

i dont understand the question. if its posted by me, then i created it.

7
cannedtunareply
lemmy.world

My bad for being super unclear.

You do the comic with the girl who kills computers and the BSD blowfish?

I swear I’ve been seeing them for a good long while, like I think like back when I was on Reddit 3+ years ago, so I wasn’t sure if you were the same person I’ve been seeing.

Also if you do do those comics, where would I find an archive to read? It’s been a minute since I’ve kept up with them aside from when they come across my subscriptions feed.

3

excepting unless of course when I created it after you stole the idea from me first and then made your own original hallucination of my later idea.

except then.

2

Sorry for being a contrarian, but this caricature is so very gravely wrong.

Everywhere I go I see people thoroughly enjoying the slop, either by consumption or by "production".

It fills me with disgust.

How can they pollute their minds with the ululations of a mad parrot? How can they pretend to others and to themselves that they had anything to do with its world eating shapeshifting masquarade?

I hide deeper and deeper in my own content, with ears plugged and blast door shut, but still I hear it repeat the thousandth time "Not an (X), not a (Y). An (adjective) (Z)." in its loathsome tinny old vinyl record voice.

And finally, worse still, when in bed, my mind frazzled and will depleted, waiting for gentle Nox to carry me into dreamlands yonder, with rancour overflowing, I wish I could let go and join them.

2
lemmy.sdf.org

Before Adolf Hitler came into power, The name Adolf and the last name Hitler were just normal names people did not give much thought of.

2

You reached the end