Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’
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I baptized Russia and it's now gay.
It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.
This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I'm not even in Russia!!
That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.
Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it's double stamped no takebacks.