This person never met my family as kids. It would have become a tradition. Birthday kid sits underneath one of three piñatas. Other kids take turns to hit it once, then birthday kid moves. Will they get covered in candy or sauce this round? Do all the piñatas actually just contain sauce? Let's find out!
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can't we do better than ai slop for shitposts?
Apparently not
Fuck this AI dog shit.
The slop factor takes me right out of it. You could have just printed the words on a page and it would have been funnier.
absolute slop
This person never met my family as kids. It would have become a tradition. Birthday kid sits underneath one of three piñatas. Other kids take turns to hit it once, then birthday kid moves. Will they get covered in candy or sauce this round? Do all the piñatas actually just contain sauce? Let's find out!
Trump would probably show up