**Would**. Gladly. Please take my brain, it only causes problems :3
Monehundredninetysix·196byMiisha Goals rule [CW: misogyny stereotypes]Would. Gladly. Please take my brain, it only causes problems :3View original on lemmy.blahaj.zone250Comments16Reply
WitchKnight lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesCan I keep my brain and just get rid of my heart for more booty9Reply
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replymonkey's paw curls You suddenly find yourself the proud owner of the finest ass you've ever seen. Moments later, your blood pressure drops to zero as it escapes to fill the cavity formerly occupied by your heart.4Reply
TTheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replygive me hips pleaaase I havw the others u can hav my brain too8Reply
MMiisha replylemmy.blahaj.zone give me hips Girl, samee 😭 You totally do have the others! You're unbelievably pretty! 💜 Brains are overrated anyway :37Reply
CCultLeader4Hire lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesBooty is way easier to get than hips. hips are pure genetics, can’t change them with anything really. I hate me narrow hips 😩7Reply
MMiisha replylemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesThat's true, unfortunately. Also hate my narrow hips, but mine are actual bone 😔 Mom's genes, save meeee 😭4Reply
HHildegard (she/her) replylemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesGirl, you posted this four days ago what are you on about? You have the most hips of anyone here.6Reply
HHildegard (she/her) replylemmy.blahaj.zoneI don't believe you. I'm pretty sure you could say that about any possible angle. I know negative thought brainworms like that feel real to you, but this one isn't even plausible. Your hips are fine, like fiiine.2Reply
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The left one, she got bigger boobs
Butt... 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
Butt indeed 🥹
I can only wish...
I wish
Same 🥲
Can I keep my brain and just get rid of my heart for more booty
monkey's paw curls
You suddenly find yourself the proud owner of the finest ass you've ever seen. Moments later, your blood pressure drops to zero as it escapes to fill the cavity formerly occupied by your heart.
Oh thank god
give me hips pleaaase I havw the others
u can hav my brain too
Girl, samee 😭
You totally do have the others! You're unbelievably pretty! 💜
Brains are overrated anyway :3
Booty is way easier to get than hips. hips are pure genetics, can’t change them with anything really. I hate me narrow hips 😩
That's true, unfortunately. Also hate my narrow hips, but mine are actual bone 😔
Mom's genes, save meeee 😭
Girl, you posted this four days ago what are you on about? You have the most hips of anyone here.
Thanks...that doesn't really count. It's the angle
I don't believe you. I'm pretty sure you could say that about any possible angle.
I know negative thought brainworms like that feel real to you, but this one isn't even plausible. Your hips are fine, like fiiine.