shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmybydaggermoon Would it be gay to use the portal gun from Portal to perform oral sex on oneself?View original on piefed.world27Comments33Reply
TTangentism replylemmy.mlAnd are you getting off from touching a dick or having a man's hand touch your dick?9Reply
NNathanDerWeise feddit.org3Hide 3 repliesIs it gay to suck your homie's dick through a real life portal? (glory hole) For context, you're both wearing socks.11Reply
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it] replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyas far as i can tell, it'd only be gay if you both took the socks off6Reply
CCorporal_Punishment feddit.uk6Hide 6 repliesIf you perform oral sex on yourself, does it feel like you're giving a blow job or receiving one?7Reply
Peppycito replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesI remember a reddit post from a contortionist who reported it's more like giving one.10Reply
ddeathmetaldawgy replylemmy.mlSelf-Suck enthusiasts never seem to worry about this conundrum until after the stretches. In any case: It’s pretty hard to focus on the blowjob with a dick in your mouth. I mean, not that I would know…6Reply
ccrandall replylemmy.today1Hide 1 replyDoes masturbating feel like giving or getting a handjob?1Reply
TTomtits lemmy.dbzer0.com3Hide 3 repliesIt's gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it. That's why so many Americans are circumsised7Reply
daggermoon replypiefed.world2Hide 2 repliesI'll never forgive my parents. I'll never know what it was like having it.7Reply
JJunkers_Klunker replyfeddit.dkNot to worry, the unwashed ass will reek a fair bit more. Only gays reach that far up between the cheeks.3Reply
southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesDoes if you like it ;)4Reply
southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyWait, here's the tie breaker: Did you jizz in your mouth while watching yourself suck yourself off? Edit: >!I hope you don't think this is meant seriously, I'm not trying to define anyone else's sexuality. It's a shitty ask joke community, and that's the goal here!<3Reply
yyuki_gassen lemmy.mlIt actually would be gay NOT to. Common misunderstanding, but thems the facts.1Reply
PPappabosley lemmy.worldYes, but only because you're using the portal gun, the oral sex is no homo1Reply
ccaptainlezbian lemmy.worldKinda. 69ing feels more like sucking than being sucked. It's one thing if it's just curiosity, but if you keep doing it…1Reply
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Nah, that's just masturbating
Makes sense.
Is it gay to use your hand?
And are you getting off from touching a dick or having a man's hand touch your dick?
Possibly.
Is it gay to suck your homie's dick through a real life portal? (glory hole) For context, you're both wearing socks.
as far as i can tell, it'd only be gay if you both took the socks off
Finally, someone with some culture
I would think so.
If you perform oral sex on yourself, does it feel like you're giving a blow job or receiving one?
I remember a reddit post from a contortionist who reported it's more like giving one.
Self-Suck enthusiasts never seem to worry about this conundrum until after the stretches.
In any case: It’s pretty hard to focus on the blowjob with a dick in your mouth. I mean, not that I would know…
TIL
Does masturbating feel like giving or getting a handjob?
Yes
giving
It's gay to pull your foreskin back to wash behind it.
That's why so many Americans are circumsised
I'll never forgive my parents. I'll never know what it was like having it.
Smelly, unless you're gay.
Not to worry, the unwashed ass will reek a fair bit more. Only gays reach that far up between the cheeks.
Only if you swallow
I swallow my own nut, that don't make me gay.
Does if you like it ;)
Still not gay.
Wait, here's the tie breaker:
Did you jizz in your mouth while watching yourself suck yourself off?
Edit: >!I hope you don't think this is meant seriously, I'm not trying to define anyone else's sexuality. It's a shitty ask joke community, and that's the goal here!<
Don't worry, I didn't take you seriously. lol.
Only if you're gay
It actually would be gay NOT to. Common misunderstanding, but thems the facts.
It's not gay if you keep your socks on
Yes, but only because you're using the portal gun, the oral sex is no homo
At this point, the word dangerous should come first.
Pun unintended.
only if you finish in your mouth
Kinda. 69ing feels more like sucking than being sucked. It's one thing if it's just curiosity, but if you keep doing it…