I'd think she broke into an ex-boyfriend's house
Fshittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask LemmybyFreshParsnip If Taylor Swift got arrested, what would you think she did?I'd think she broke into an ex-boyfriend's houseView original on lemmy.ca14Comments14Reply
AAngryCommieKender lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAttempting to privatize a public beach, again. Or something similar that billionaires do.6Reply
MManalith replymidwest.socialBillionaire offenses are not arrestable offenses, it'd have to be protesting or something, but doesn't really seem like her thing.3Reply
TTraipsersWill lemmy.worldI'd think it was because she got back together, despite promising to never, ever-ever do that.4Reply
davel [he/him] lemmy.mlI assume she’d do whatever it is that every other multibillionaire does.5Reply
FFreshParsnip replylemmy.caIt would be really awesome if she got arrested for starting an epic musical rally3Reply
FFreeAZ replysopuli.xyzExcept her music has been used in ICE propaganda and she got put under fire for explicitly not doing that. Fuck all billionaires.3Reply
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Tax evasion.
The woman who invented Barbie got in trouble for that
Attempting to privatize a public beach, again. Or something similar that billionaires do.
Billionaire offenses are not arrestable offenses, it'd have to be protesting or something, but doesn't really seem like her thing.
War crimes in Myanmar.
I'd think it was because she got back together, despite promising to never, ever-ever do that.
I assume she’d do whatever it is that every other multibillionaire does.
Punched Kanye in the face
I wouldn't blame her
Endorsed another Democrat
It would be really awesome if she got arrested for starting an epic musical rally
Probably told Trump to fuck off.
Except her music has been used in ICE propaganda and she got put under fire for explicitly not doing that. Fuck all billionaires.
That would be an honourable reason