Mission from God [Mr Lovenstein]
J L Westover | Bluesky | Kickstarter
::: spoiler Transcript 4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: A guy holds up a pencil. An empty page is in front of him
Guy: God put me on this Earth to do one thing…
Panel 2: The guy looks satisfied as he inspects his work. He has drawn a sexy anime girl.
Guy: …draw big anime tiddies
Panel 3: We see god, who looks incredulous
God: No I didn’t. You’re supposed to be a dentist
Panel 4: The guy is sweating he’s so focused on drawing detailed tiddies. God looks angry as he looks over the guy’s shoulder
God: Stop that! :::
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God did a shit job at calibrating our hormones if he didn't want us to be horny all the time.
The only logical conclusion is that god loves big anime titties too.
We were made in God's image, mostly. What most of us were born without, what our mortal bodies couldn't handle, was the massive anime tiddies. We are but closer to Him when we conceptualize ourselves with heaving beanbags on our chests.
—J. B. S. Haldane
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When I first saw this drawing I lost my mind because at that time "dickbutt" was my goto insult.
I worked with someone who got fired for refusing to stop drawing huge anime tiddies. The IT department even took control of his mouse, and he still tried to draw.
There was a guy that got fired a few years ago because he kept installing waifu mouse cursors on our management boxes
Not all heroes wear capes.
I wish I was there to watch the scene happen...
God is dead and we killed him.
We all know he just moved to his wife's universe.
They went to hang out with Bridger.
Calm down Friedrich.
Barely related, but when I played the Final Fantasy 7 Remake, I started to think that maybe Tifa's boobs were actually too big. They could be having a fairly dramatic moment, but then Tifa appears on screen and I'd instantly think, "Damn, look at those things. Why doesn't God make them like that?" This comic confirms His anti anime tiddy bias.
God is the origin of the woke mind virus
And the lord did bless them Tig Biddies on high, and the people did cheer.
What does it mean that God did if God predetermined his job, though?