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his remarks rendered virtually inaudible amid the absence of the traditional TV pool.

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I’m sorry, you meant to say “Huge numbers, perfect numbers, bigger than ‘Obama’ and ‘Sleepy Joe’ ever had. They came up to me, tears in their eyes and said ‘Sir, it’s too many people that are watching. The internet can’t handle it. America loves you too much. It’s more than the Super Bowl.’ New Ivanka came out from under my desk to watch. Thank you for your attention to me, your favorite president.”

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Viewers were turned off by the neck-va-jay-jay all up in their face. They can't listen to him and be turned on at the same time, it's confusing.

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That's hilarious. I wouldn't have expected it to be that low. I have higher numbers in my alternative photography posts on a different account.

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