What’s your most used line?
Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
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Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.
I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".
I used to use this all the time at my old job, because literally every decision made there was made by a committee of people basing their decision on feelings.
It felt good to passive-aggressively point out decisions that actually had technical merit with this phrase.
Definitely this one for me too! I usually remix it somehow, like "You are technically correct, the most celebrated form of correct", or some such.
This comment is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!
it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.
Definitely a staple
"Good news, everyone!" by far.
I weirdly never picked that one up. I’ll have to work it into my meetings.
Ah yes, the classic game of "Professor Farnsworth or James May?"
Shut up baby, I know it.
Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode
We love you, Bender!
Shut up, baby. I know it.
I think this one the most but I am not normaly in a contex where I can say it.
My terrier says this a lot
So does my mutt
I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out
Haha. That’s a great one.
Lol such a good one
I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.
"Do a flip!"
The amount of times I've shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.
Did you say... "ridikkerous"?
It’s a dangerous path I bounce… but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear! And I’m the only one.
Well, we’re boned.
DOOOOMMMMEEEDDD
I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.
Used this in my head today reading about Russel Brand
Another good one!
I'm 40% used lines!
And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.
Pretty much any time I think of the moon, or whaling. Or harpoons. Or tunes.
Omg! I will randomly start humming that song too! I guess it’s not surprising given how many times I’ve watched.
“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.
Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.
I do try to work in “to shreds you say,” but it’s not as embedded as “oh lord” for me.
"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"
"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"
And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.
Haha. “I did do the nasty in the pasty.”
"To shreds, you say?"
Tell my wife I said... "Hello".
Yup, love this one
With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:
"-Our universe is DOOMED!
-DOOOOMEEEED!!"
I tend to use "you want me to do two things?"
Neat!
Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.
Ohhh…I say “neat” all the time and didn’t connect it until now.
For no raisin.
"Yes, big brain am winning again, I shall now leave earth for no raisin!"
Classic.
Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!
I used to blare that on my phone when my teenager was taking too long to get ready.
"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course
It’s a beige alert.
Tell my wife I said... Hello.
Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.
“I am already in my pajamas”
"Do a flip"
Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.
"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"
I'm a big fan of this one from the new season
"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"
Also
"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"
I’m a bit underwhelmed by the new season, but I’m enjoying the nostalgia factor.
I've been liking it more than the last final season. Always happy for more Futurama
I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice
My manwich!!!
"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "
"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"
Also
"How delightfully absurd"
I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"
That’s my husband’s favorite.
"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"
Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.
Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.
Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:
“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”
“Shut up baby, I know it!”
That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”
“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”
Death by Snu Snu
Time makes fools of us all.
I will say “dirty boy!!” after my hubby works out.
“Yuh filty crab!”
Quae?
Oh fuck, I say this all the time!
"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.
J'ACCUSE!
When the cat inhales his dinner
The cat? Nibbler!
I think they mean their cat
Sigh.
I know you're right...
Thanks for pointing out my ignorance.
I like your version better though
“Oh my.” —Farnsworth.
If I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"
I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song
Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.
Good news everyone is the real one though.
"I've heard worse excuses to drink."
Where?
Right in front of you!
Oh, ohhhh!
"Are you sure that's wise, Sir?"
"good news everyone!"
Good News, everyone!
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
As so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.
A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.
When relaying inconvenient news or the need to complete annoying tasks, I like the preface with it "Good news, everyone."
Kif, inform the men...(this part i improvise with whater they need to be informed about...like making it with a woman). Also, when asked about what something is maed out of, i usually say "Velour" before answering properly.
Into the breach meat bags!
"_____ DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT."
“Dern it.”
I can’t remember when Leela says Oh Lord. Is that when Bender is wooden?
Edit: https://youtu.be/Y5WZuYPix_U?si=2qJyvA3demS4rJfG
https://morbotron.com/?q=Oh%20Lord
She says it often.
That’s one of them. She says it quite a few times, which is probably why it’s now a part of me.
Me too, I think I said it before I saw Futurama but who even knows anymore
"oh lord, he's made of wood".
utterly disgusted expression
It is what it is.
Polish: "Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem", shortened to "Nie znam się" English: "I don't know, I don't know (as of knowledge), I don't catch on, I'm busy" (roughly translated)
“This really Toads the Wet Sproket!”
"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.
Haha. I used that once when someone helped me out at work. And then had to explain.
Sweet zombie Jesus!