SubArcticTundra lemmy.ml14Hide 14 repliesLeft is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers43Reply
MMBech replyfeddit.dk4Hide 4 repliesBut also doesn't cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.18Reply
AAmerica replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyThey trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want9Reply
MMBech replyfeddit.dkI'm not some manly bushman traversing the wilderness on my daily journey to the office. I just don't want Dorothy from HR on my ass...2Reply
MMongostein replylemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesI propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.3Reply
GGloriousGasHole replypiefed.social2Hide 2 repliesI feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it's cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm. I'm now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.4Reply
II_Fart_Glitter replylemmy.worldThey make those for potty training. https://tinyundies.com/products/tiny-chaps-baby-chaps-split-pants-for-elimination-communication?srsltid=AU7gw4WmS_hOkg2fPFnPhzjUWtL-4MtXb8NfNlXvVn-bzMf79Pmaktbv4Reply
MMongostein replylemmy.caFor a human yes, but dogs loooooove to pee on stuff, even in the winter2Reply
ccalebwill lemmy.zip8Hide 8 repliesIs the option on the left still a pair of pants or is it something else like a quad of pants?32Reply
TheOrcWhoWrites lemmy.world11Hide 11 repliesThe real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?17Reply
Akasazh replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesJust have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes18Reply
rrants_unnecessarily replypiefed.social4Hide 4 repliesDo you wear your tie at the top of your neck?9Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.worldI usually have to do it in the mirror, brachiosaurus might not have too2Reply
FFurbag pawb.socialA dude who is tired of combing those clumps of snow out of his dog's fur after every winter walk, lol.8Reply
CountVon replysh.itjust.worksThey're nice to have for generally cleanliness, but for dogs with long or curly coats they can be absolutely vital to prevent them from looking like this after a winter walk: 22Reply
DDr. Moose lemmy.worldHa I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it's basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.4Reply
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Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers
You're making a good argument here.
Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now
But also doesn't cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.
They trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want
You assume he still has his testicles...
Not warmth and protection from thorny branches?
I'm not some manly bushman traversing the wilderness on my daily journey to the office. I just don't want Dorothy from HR on my ass...
I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.
I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it's cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.
I'm now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.
They make those for potty training.
https://tinyundies.com/products/tiny-chaps-baby-chaps-split-pants-for-elimination-communication?srsltid=AU7gw4WmS_hOkg2fPFnPhzjUWtL-4MtXb8NfNlXvVn-bzMf79Pmaktbv
For a human yes, but dogs loooooove to pee on stuff, even in the winter
Plus the tail can wag freely!
This!
Is the option on the left still a pair of pants or is it something else like a quad of pants?
A square of pants
This is the best response.
A pair of a pair of pants
It’s a pairs of pants.
Pantaloooons
Pants²
Electric Dogaloo
It's just four hose with some extra bits
The real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?
Just have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes
https://flintstones.fandom.com/wiki/Broncosaurus
dammit
Do you wear your tie at the top of your neck?
That's a good way to look at it.
I usually have to do it in the mirror, brachiosaurus might not have too
yes
Big ed!
Do you wear a tie at the top of your neck?
Only to job interviews
Depends if it's a bowtie or long tie.
A dude who is tired of combing those clumps of snow out of his dog's fur after every winter walk, lol.
Forbidden third suspender
Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now
They're nice to have for generally cleanliness, but for dogs with long or curly coats they can be absolutely vital to prevent them from looking like this after a winter walk:
Duuuude where do I get a pair of those for my dog? He hates the snow.
Ha I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it's basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.
Are those pants or overalls?
If humans put pants on dogs...