Kitties already have footknives, guns would be OP.

The concept is funny but if I recall this book is kind of full of Conservative Propaganda.

I still have a copy because it's funny.

"Satanic cat high on catnip goes on shooting spree" film at 11.

...that kitty will cap you, fr fr...

Satanism threatening their nine lives?! Isn't that where they're getting them from to begin with? >:)

I'm most offended by the red-on-red in the logo.

You can really tell this wasn't written by a cat.